The Porkers - Alcohol

Alcohol, I love you alcohol
Baby I love you.
When I go out
I see all my friends
Here come Jimmy Beam now, and Jack Daniels again

I fill out the pools
I dream one day I'll win
I'll travel round the world
And live like Errol Flynn
In the south of France
I'll have my own vineyard
I'll have a flat in Berlin
And lots of credit cards

I'll cross the Golden Gate
I'll climb that Mount Royale
I need you baby
Just like a worm needs soil